The Cousin Rocky Hoodie
The Cousin Rocky Hoodie
This hoodie pays tribute to Cousin Rocky and his mysterious “lip fungus.” Designed to look like a real 1980s pharmacy ad — with just enough Griswold humor to make it the ultimate deep-cut fan favorite. It's cozy, collectible, and guaranteed to cure what ain’t been identified yet!
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
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Shipping
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- $6.95 per order
- FREE: Orders $75+
Allow 5 –10 business days for delivery.
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Returns & Refunds
Every item is made to order, which means we don’t keep inventory and can’t accept returns or exchanges due to size, color, or change of mind.
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 30 days and we’ll make it right.
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