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The Cousin Rocky Women's Tee

The Cousin Rocky Women's Tee

Regular price $31.95
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This parody tee pays tribute to Cousin Rocky and his mysterious “lip fungus,” reimagined as a vintage 1980s pharmacy ad from Griswold Labs. Soft, smooth, and effortlessly flattering, this relaxed-fit women’s tee pairs perfectly with your next Christmas Vacation movie night.

• Bella + Canvas 6400
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck

Size guide

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 7 ¾
M 20 26 10-12 8 ¼
L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 8 ¾
XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 9 ½
2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 10 ¼
3XL 28 29 26-28 10 ¾



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