The Cousin Rocky Women's Tee
The Cousin Rocky Women's Tee
This parody tee pays tribute to Cousin Rocky and his mysterious “lip fungus,” reimagined as a vintage 1980s pharmacy ad from Griswold Labs. Soft, smooth, and effortlessly flattering, this relaxed-fit women’s tee pairs perfectly with your next Christmas Vacation movie night.
• Bella + Canvas 6400
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 7 ¾ |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 8 ¼ |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 8 ¾ |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 9 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 10 ¼ |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 10 ¾ |
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