The Cousin Rocky Unisex Tee
The Cousin Rocky Unisex Tee
This parody design pays tribute to Cousin Rocky and his mysterious “lip fungus,” imagined as a vintage 1980s pharmacy ad from Griswold Labs. Soft, lightweight, and perfectly broken-in — ideal for chilly nights, holiday laughs, or explaining questionable medical conditions at family gatherings. It’s a deep-cut favorite for true Christmas Vacation fans!
• Bella + Canvas 3001
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
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