The Cousin Rocky Sweatshirt
The Cousin Rocky Sweatshirt
This classic crewneck sweatshirt pairs everyday comfort with a dose of vintage Griswold humor. Featuring the Cousin Rocky’s Lip Fungus Creme design — imagined as a 1980s pharmacy ad straight from Griswold Labs — it’s soft, warm, and ready for all your holiday hijinks. With its ribbed neck, cuffs, and relaxed fit, it’s the perfect pick for movie nights, family gatherings, or explaining questionable medical conditions in style.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 | 23 ½ |
| M | 28 | 21 | 24 |
| L | 29 | 23 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 25 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ½ | 24 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 | 24 |
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