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The Cousin Rocky Sweatshirt

The Cousin Rocky Sweatshirt

Regular price $44.95
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This classic crewneck sweatshirt pairs everyday comfort with a dose of vintage Griswold humor. Featuring the Cousin Rocky’s Lip Fungus Creme design — imagined as a 1980s pharmacy ad straight from Griswold Labs — it’s soft, warm, and ready for all your holiday hijinks. With its ribbed neck, cuffs, and relaxed fit, it’s the perfect pick for movie nights, family gatherings, or explaining questionable medical conditions in style.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 20 23 ½
M 28 21 24
L 29 23 24
XL 30 25 24
2XL 31 26 ½ 24
3XL 32 28 24
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Every item is made to order, which means we don’t keep inventory and can’t accept returns or exchanges due to size, color, or change of mind.

If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 30 days and we’ll make it right.

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